Tip 1:

Counter the effects of global warming by running your air conditioner(s) 24 hours a day with all of your windows wide open. The cool air emanating from your home, car and office will help offset the extra energy used to power your air conditioner(s).

Tip 2:

Buy a large, fuel-guzzling vehicle (preferably four wheel drive for city and on-road use) to help burn the last of the world's oil. Once the oil has all gone people will stop driving their cars so much.

Tip 3:

Evolve into a higher life form which breathes in carbon dioxide and breathes out pure water.

Tip 4:

Ease the stress on planet Earth by going to live on the moon.

Tip 5:

Save on winter heating costs by allowing your body hair to grow.

Tip 6:

Die. (If you die in an horrific and sudden accident, consider donating your organs to feed starving children in Africa.)

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